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Adam (man) wearing cheeseburger Halloween costume stares lovingly at assorted candy and food with haunted house in background
There's a Candy Corn Conspiracy!
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 One man twirls beard another with glasses adoringly eyes assortment of bacon cheeseburgers bubble tea frosted pancakes donut chicken sandwich veggie burger and Wendy's D&D with flames in the background
Juice is Temporary, Sauce is Forever, and Impossible BS
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